If u think ur going to get ur feelings hurt,
scroll down pass all the pretty letters
and go look at the pictures.

For the rest of u who can & choose
to read what is Xpressed on this page,
will find some cerebral stimulation
and a lot of Humor!



FIRST OFF...Keep it REAL, or keep it movin!
This page says everything "U"
are thinkin, But wont say urself!


ALLOW ME TO X-PRESS MYSELF.....
I've been an avid reader of pages on the MIGENTE
site for a few years now. I've noticed most people
say the same old lame thing on their pages...
even though there is a lot of cookie cut people
on this site it makes for a hilarious read and
great help in killing some time.

Here are some break downs to help out you New-bies,
or even to help you out if you are one of the
lame-o's that I'm talking about.


Most people on here say they are just on here to
make new friends or keep up with old ones.....
You really have that much trouble makin NEW friends?
and how bad are you at stayin in touch with your old
friends that you need MG to do so? Its easier to call
or text, why do we need a reason to make it less personal?



And the pages that say: "Just here for friends and
nothing else cause I'M HAPPILY MARRIED"?
How happy is your marriage really when you post pics
of your @ss and Coochie all over the place? Or the
ones that crack me up is when a woman has a pic of
herself in a thong and her toddler or infant is crying
in the background. REALLY? and you call yourself a
"PROUD PARENT". Learn what a parent is before you
say you are a proud one.



Ok, the next section is for the ones that actually
admit they are lookin for a date or in search of love,
apparently in all the wrong places.

"Must love animals" - So you mean I have to pretend to
like your ex-dog fighting champion pitbull long enough
to maybe earn some kisses? Or that huge mastiff that's
physically capable of kicking me out of your bed?
How about the cat that's planning on using my balls as
a scratching post every time I walk around in my boxers?
I think I'll exit stage right before the f*cker eats
my socks again.


"Looking for a God-fearing man" - I get a kick out
of this one. Why would you be afraid of your own
imaginary friend? Seems like you'd better imagine
something a little less hostile.
I'd suggest Papa Smurf.


"Must like the outdoors" - Barring a few dorks I've
met that live in their parents' basement and mainline
Mountain Dew so they can play World of Warcraft for 87
hours straight, most human beings like being outside at
some point. Sure, I'll go for a day hike with you. Does
that mean I want to live in the woods for a month and
wipe my %#&@$! with a pine cone?
No thanks!


"Looking for friends first" - Cool, I'm always down for
more friends. Wait, what's that you say? Your hot friend
Brittany is single? Excuse me while I get her cell number.


"Must love children" - Unlike the mighty lion (who will kill
and eat cubs from rival males) I say the more kids, the better!
We can open our own sweatshop and they can make you
shoes. I got dibs on being Manager!


"I like having fun" - Whew, what a relief! I'm meeting too many
people these days that think having fun sucks. I'm a big fan of
fun myself! We have so much in common.


"I like going out, but also enjoy staying
in for a quiet night at home" That's great,
because staying home or going out and doing
something are pretty much the only two options you have.


And seriously, how many models are on this website???
Thats what everyones occupation, or page is set up
to look like.

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A LITTLE ABOUT ME...


 

I`m a sinner with Faith

For those who said...REAL MEN EAT Pvssy.
I say: A REAL woman wouldnt have to ask!

DOING MY THING...
Grew up in la capital del mundo
 

MY LIKES

~Hang out, Travel, Spend time with my fam,
Shopping, Riding my motorcycle, of course
Makin and spending BIG $Cash$, hittin the
beach, the gym, movies and hotspots Or
just hangin with The Beautiful Crowd
anywhere from Mill Ave in Arizona
to The Grasshopper in Amsterdam!

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For the poem readers..

I MEANT TO DO THAT
A rose in a box Wrapped up in dreams
A card explaining how much ur love means
A table for 2, soft candlelight
The words "I Love U!"
Somewhere in the night I meant to do that,
Does that mean a thing?
If u wanted songs Then I meant to sing.
I`d give u the world if u`d give mine back
What I didn`t do, Please know I meant to!

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I love Latin women cause they have:
A Sexy Smile, and Bangin Style.
Unique Class, & a round Latin Azz!
kissable lips, and curvy hips.
Luscious Thighz, Exotic Eyez.
Carino by the batch, attitude to match!
Whether their hair is long &
straight or up in curls,
Aint Nuttin Better than Latin Girls.

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