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    EL-DEE1020

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  • Here For:

    Casual Dating, Serious Dating

  • Member Since:

    June 04, 2003

  • Sex:

    Male

  • Dating Preference:

    Female

  • Relationship Status:

    Single

  • Last Login:

    February 15

  • Education:

    Associate Degree

  • Location:

    Brooklyn, NY

  • Race:

    Black/African American

  • Zodiac:

    Libra


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An irish man was in a pub and he got very drunk. So he stumbled outside and passed out on the grass. Two women walk past him one leans over to her friends and whispers: "I wonder what is under an irish man's kilt." So they tip toe over and lift his kilt. He was wearing nothing at all they. Filled with giggles, one whispered: "How should we tell him we saw this beauty?" In reply the other girl pulls a blue ribbon from her hair and ties it under his kilt. They leave and a few hours later he wakes up and has to go, so he lifts his kilt and spots the blue ribbon and he says: "I dont know where you've been or what you've been doing but at least you won first prize."

Greetings Ladies,

I am looking for a lady who is accomplished, talented, exceptional, independent, sexy, and willing to have a good time! I am not into game playing and all that. If you are interested in a really good time get in touch! I will certainly treat you with respect and will always treat you as a lady.

I like sports, football, baseball (I am a Met fan, Jet fan, and a Knick fan). I am born and raised in NYC (Queens, NY) Now I live in Brooklyn! Holla if you heard me!!!!!!!!!!! Peace



To My Dear Gorgeous Black and Latina Women/My Glorious Sisters,


You support our community which comprises members of many faiths, strives, toward nurturing us as children and lovingly nurturing us later in life, but always smiling and loving.





Respect, Love, and Admiration to you for you represent all that is honest, purposeful, admirable, decent, and worthy of praise. And if you need some strong loving hands carressing your delectabilities ala late nights, early mornings....holla (smile)





PLEASE DROP ME A LINE IN MY GUESTBOOK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!





WOMEN`S ENGLISH





1. Yes = No


2. No = Yes


3. Maybe = No


4. We need... = I want


5. I am sorry = you`ll be sorry


6. We need to talk = I need to complain


7. Sure, go ahead = I don`t want you to


8. Do what you want = You`ll pay for this later


9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!


10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you`re dead


11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me


12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs


13. You`re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot


14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive


15. It`s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now


16. You`re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think


about?


17. I`ll be ready in a minute = Kick off yourshoes and find a good


game on tv


18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you`re really not going to like





MEN`S ENGLISH





1. I am hungry = I am hungry


2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy


3. I am tired = I am tired


4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


5. I love you = Let`s have sex now


6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?


7. What`s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question


8. May I have this dance? = I`d like to have sex with you


9. Can I call you sometime? = I`d like to have sex with you


10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I`d like to have sex with you


11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I`d like to have sex with you


12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to


have sex with you.


13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins


14. Let`s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I`d like to have sex with you.



I`ve granted you three wishes....And one has been fulfilled....How can I grant number two....Just a thought....Maybe with oral stimulation....Understand....O nly our minds are the limit, the body will always follow the mind....So let`s stay the course....On this voyage of excstasy....Come over here....As we begin to slow dance horizontally....While I`m sliding my tongue....Between your Mocha split....To ultimately.....First....I`ll lick your natural whip cream....From your succulent rim....Ensuring not to miss one sweet spot....tongue coated from my oral bliss....Second....you will grab for my hair....Gently rubbing your fingers through it (what little there is-I wear my hair cut short)....You inform me of your extreme pleasure and satisfaction and gratification....from this sensual journey....Third....I`ll begin to slide my tongue....Deep into your Mocha Abyss....Passionately grazing....Each crevice, nook and cranny....Playing with every....thigh, tenderly kissing each trembling buttock...Fourth....My tongue shall dance....With your ciltoris....It stands trembling at attention to the next loving carress of my tongue.... the sound of excstasy.... AS you scream and reach that climax again, and again... We locking eyes....You begin to sing like an angel....Your sexual dam gives way....And your waterfall begins to flow limitlessly....And you whisper to me....B....BA.....Bab......Bab y........Um......I`m....I`m... .......Cuminggggggg......That was your second wish....Such a dream come true....But I did promise you three....Besides...That was only Four Phazes...Out of the Eight...Now tell me....Are you ready for the third....Or do you need a fifteen minute intermission....To gain composure...Before the third erotic mission....or should i say....Third mission to destination exstacy!!!!

 

Which Disney Character R U!



Take the M&M`s Test @ /~erin





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