LOCOPRINCIPE

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WASSUP MIGENTE LADIES, MY NAME IS PRINCIPE , I`M FROM NORTH PHILLY, I`M 6`3 200LBS,THE PICTURE WITH THE BABY IS MY LITTLE SISTER MARI,SO DON`T START ASKING IF THAT`S MY DAUGHTER,YOU CAN ALSO FIND ME ON AOL AT ONLY1RICANBALLER OR YAHOO AT LATINPRINCE121@YAHOO.COM SO HOLLA BACK AND SIGN MY G-SPOT



U CAN ALSO REACH ME AT 215-618-1505





SHOUT OUT TO NIGGAS DJ REN AND

DANNY(CHEAP WHITE GUY) AND MY NIGGA LOU,MY COUSIN ALEX IN PR









HOW TO SPOT A FREAK!!!



1. If they use this line: "I don`t hang around other females. Most of my friends

are dudes." SHE`S A FREAK!

2. If she calls U after the club, SHE`S A FREAK!

3. If she has a tattoo of something edible on an intimate spot of her body,

SHE`S A FREAK!

4. If her bedspread has zebra, leopard, or some other animal-like design, SHE`S

A FREAK!

5. If she says, "I don`t be doing this", SHE`S A FREAK

6. If she call u up after 12am just to see what you doin.. she wanna %#&@$!SHES A

FREAK

7. If she got Hi-lights, wears Gucci, LV, and swear shes too good for

everybody..SHES A FREAK (just not in her hood)

8. If she calls you more than you call her...she wants the dick..thus...SHES A

FREAK

9. If you gotta girl, but you find yourself chillin, Dickin, and spendin time

with other chics...yo %#&@$! is a FREAK

10. If in the first conversation ever..the WORD sex is mentioned...SHES A FREAK

11. If her %#&@$! got a tongue ring..SHES A FREAK(she didnt get dat %#&@$! for

nuffin)

12. If she walks like shes had a lot of pipeSHES A FREAK (dont trust this

type of freak)

13. If you heard she a freak...9 times outta ten...she probably is a FREAK!

14. If she says I dont suck dickSHES A FREAK (keep her cuz she sucks the

best dick)

(Bonus FREAK right here) If she goes to church faithfully and she tells you

shes a virgin ..Her %#&@$! is a freak, but its up to you to bring it out of

her.









































A FRIEND`S PRAYER



May the fleas of a thousand camels infest

the crotch of the person who %#&@$!s up your day

and may their arms be too short to scratch.







WHY LATINOS CAN`T BE TERRORISTS:



1.8:45AM IS WAY TO EARLY FOR US TO BE UP.

2.WE ARE ALWAYS LATE,WE WOULD HAVE MISSED ALL 4 FLIGHTS.

3.PRETTY PEOPLE ON THE PLANE DISTRACT US.

4.WE WOULD TALK LOUDLY AND BRING ATTENTION TO OURSELVES.

5.WITH FOOD AND DRINKS ONBOARD,WE WOULD FORGET WHY WE`RE THERE.

6.WE TALK WITH OUR HANDS,THEREFORE WE WOULD HAVE TO PUT OUR WEAPONS DOWN.

7.WE WOULD ALL WANT TO FLY THE PLANE.

8.WE WOULD ARGUE AND START A FIGHT IN THE PLANE.

9.WE CAN`T KEEP A SECRET,WE WOULD HAVE TOLD EVERYONE A WEEK BEFORE DOING IT(MOST OF US ARE BOCHINCHEROS).

10.WE WOULD HAVE PUT OUR COUNTRY`S FLAG ON THE WINDSHIELD.



> > > Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

> > > > > > > A - Almost Boobs

> > > > > > > B - Barely there

> > > > > > > C - Can Do

> > > > > > > D - Damn good

> > > > > > > E - Enormous

> > > > > > > F - Fake





"I NO COME WORK

TODAY!!!"



Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work

today. I really sick. ;I got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no

come work."



The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

;When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

;That makes everything better and I go work. ;You try

that."



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ;"Boss, I do what you

say and I feel great. ;I be work soon........You got nice

house."















Booty Call Commandments

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don`t thou knoweth what it looketh like?

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!






















Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP - Kum Hia Stupid Man - Dum Fuk Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan I bumped the coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here -Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone - No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu Great - Fa Kin Su Pah If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody. (Chinese proverb)

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