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 ♥♥♥&heart s;♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥ "If it's not keeping you up at night...then what's the point?"-anonymous  I ♥ blogging... I hate dishes... I love shiney things... I start my weekends on Wednesdays... I get really excited over new things... I think cannolis should be their own food group.... I eat out about 6 days a week, but I can cook my %#&@$! off... I want to open my own school...correction....I will have my own school ;) I want to adopt a small island of children and get them all fat & happy... I get a rush out of kicking a 40 yr old woman's %#&@$! at the gym... I think every movie should have a happy ending... I have way too many shoes and bags... I dye my hair too often... I get bored quickly... I love writing... I heart Pride & Prejudice... I hate the smell of smoke... I am the mother of an evil turtle... I think educated ppl are super sexy I recycle, I don't litter and sometimes I hug trees... I sing AND dance in my underwear all the time... I can kick anyone's %#&@$! at Cranium... I am obsessed with pictures, art, culture... I love, live and would kill for my family... and overall....I'm a GENIUS....lol. Life is too short to be anything but HAPPY!  ♥♥♥&heart s;♥♥♥&hea rts;♥ Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had told their new wives what their household duties were to be. The first man had married a woman from Tennessee. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days, on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn`t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner onthe table. The third man married a girl from New Jersey. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn`t see anything, the second day he didn`t see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, find a cleaning lady,and telephone a landscaper. ♥♥♥&heart s;♥♥♥&hea rts;♥  "A Good friend will bail you out of jail, a Best Friend will be next to you saying, "Dude that was freaking awesome!" ***In the end the love u get is equal to the love u give. ***Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard ***Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn`t spend half our time wishing. - Alexander Woollcott ***Eat, Drink and Be Merry-some very smart person "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."  ♥♥♥Toodle s♥♥♥ |
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