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Episode 6

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In this episode we answer questions from SPANISHHOTBABE of Orlando, FL and Laglam of Bronx, NY.

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Episode 5

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In this episode, we revisit some questions that got lost in the shuffle of previous weeks; ones that we filmed but due to time constraints, didn't get aired. So here they are! Questions from SuNocheDeLocura in Clifton, NJ and yosoyboricua from Jersey City, NJ. Looks like this is a Jersey episode.

 

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**UPDATED** To MG and our fans! We are sorry to inform you that Sucker 4 Love will no longer be an interactive show on Migente.com. "Dr. Phil Ashio" posted bulletins from the Sucker 4 Love page that were not authorized by Room 28 Comedy or Migente. Because of this Room 28 Comedy has parted ways with "Dr. Phil Ashio" and his concept. Sucker 4 Love had a great run with Migente and we are appreciative of your support. We wish "Dr Phil Ashio" the best of luck with his future endeavors, but going forward Migente's association and promotion will be of the Room 28 Comedy Migente page. If you haven't already, please add Room28Comedy to your friend's list (www.Migente.com/Room28Comedy) . From that page we will launch a new interactive show where you, the Migente members, can once again become a part of the creative process of Room 28 Comedy. Details on the new project will be added to the page in the next weeks, so make sure to add us now!! Thanks again!
by: Sucker_4_Love
This page for comedic purposes only. It's a re-occurring sketch for Room 28 comedy (check out the link below). We teamed up with MiGente, for you--the members--to participate and appear in (your questions that is) the actual sketches. Now, let's get the show started...

Greetings all you crazy MiGente kids!

This is your friendly neighborhood, un-certified, relationship advisor, Dr. Phil Ashio.

I know all of those crazy, sexual images and lyrics from music, movies and magazines have got you all supercharged and programmed, so I am here to offer you guidance. Not to deter your promiscuous behavior--because it's just nature taking its course--but here to tell you to use discretion and offer my introspective on any curiosities you may have about relationships (lust, love or lack thereof), sexual frustrations and fornication. In essence, I am the voice of reason you ignore before committing your regretful acts.

On sex:

We are animals, albeit complex animals, but animals nevertheless, so during sex we revert to our primitive state, which is why when we have sex we don't recite the latest theories on quantum physics or try to calculate our bills, because we're too busy groaning and grunting while saying the most inane, raunchy, remedial cliches known to mankind.

On relationships:

We attract what we are in life, not what we want. So if your boyfriend/girlfriend is a loser, it's because you're a loser (according to your system of judgment). If you attract psychos, it's because something about you is psycho. Deny it as you may, but if something is wrong with all of the people that you deal with, it's because your energy is drawing them towards you. So pimp slap yourself and say "Thanks self! I needed that!" and make the according changes...and quit %#&@$!ing. Your "whoa is me" story will get you no sympathy this way, buddy.

So leave any questions you may have on my comment board and I'll respond to you with an answer via video format, along with Dr. Dumowski, aka Dr. Doom, when he's available. I'll address you by either your screen name or the name given i.e. "...and Jen from The Bronx asks..." followed by your question. Since your medicare won't cover the costs of your own personal Dr., I'm here to service you...no, not in that way, pervs.

And remember you crazy kids...sharing is caring, unless it's an STD.

Love, peace and K-Y Jelly...

-Dr. Phil Ashio

Disclaimer: Dr. Phil Ashio & Dr. Dumowski are NOT actual doctors; we are no more qualified to offer advice--for legal reasons--than a quiet storm DJ. Also, the views expressed here do not reflect those of MiGente.com and their subsidiaries, only the disturbed minds of the Room 28 cast.

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Female, 46, Jacksonville, FL

Posted July 18, 2008


OK HERE GOES SUCKER 4 LOVE I'M A 40 YR OLD WOMAN THAT IS SEEING A MAN THAT I DO BELEIVE THAT HE IS MARRIED BUT HE WILL NOT FESS UP TO THE PLATE TO TELL ME THAT HIS IS I WORK WITH HIM AND MY SISTER AND I TOLD MY SISTER ABOUT HIM AND SHE WAS THE 1 THAT TOLD ME ABOUT HIM BEING MARRIED CAUSE HE TALKS ABOUT ALL THE TIME BUT WE DON'T SEE THE PROOF IN THE PUDDING I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY BUT I'M REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT HOW HE MAY FEEL ABOUT ME HE SAYS HE REALLY LIKES MY ALOT AND WE NEED TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER BUT HE IS ALWAYS BUSY I WANDER WAZ UP WITH THAT PLEASE CAN U GIVE SOME ADVICE ON WHAT I NEED TO DO I'M NOT SURE THAT HE IS PLAYING GAMES OR NOT AND ALWAYS ASKING ME WHO HAVE I SLEPT WITH WHEN HE IS NOT AROUND I'M USUALLY BY MYSELF AND AT HOME WHEN I 'M NOT WORKING HE MAKES ME FEEL THAT HE IS VERY JEALOUS AND THAT IS NOT A GOOD SIGN I NOW BUT WHAT SHOULD I DO RERE


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Female, 45, Bloomfield, NJ

Posted July 15, 2008


I single woman never have been in a relationship. no kids....i taught i found my guy......the man i am talking to has 3 kids.....he let me believe that he wants something serious with me.,....was looking for an apt for me...so he said....he make believe will be together at christmas.. . the first time went to his apt..i saw 3 towels 3 toothbrush....and only 1 kid stay with him.. they others just visit and go back home with his mother..... i check the draws in front of his face...because i didn't see no woman stuff in the apt.... but yet found woman clothes in the draw...he told me belongs to his ex.....that it will be gone in 1 week.....2 weeks past haven't heard from him i text him that he should had play with to keep it real......text me back said sorry...stupid me felt for it...went again to his apt.....open the draw again saw the woman clothes.....he told me again that it will be gone in 2 weeks...to this day not heard from him....wrote a text. to him.....basically telling him that he is a liar....that he is playing me and the girlfriend he has.....wants to be with her 2 weeks and then the other 2 weeks with me....told him don't play that game.....if he don't nothing to do with me or give me what i want to live me alone.. did i do the right thing.......


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Female, Age Private, Grants Pass, OR

Posted June 14, 2008


I would love to add www.McGenti/28comedyroom to my friends list but am not sure how...if anyone could and will help me with this, I would definately be very appreciative of it! I don't want to loose out on Sucker4Love!!! I am no professional with a computer! Thankyou to all that are willing and do send me a note to my notes box to help me with this situation!! Love ya all!!


babybrats2
babybrats2

Female, Age Private, Oklahoma City, OK

Posted June 12, 2008


re: no time for love...
i just recently met a sweet guy...
he plans on moving out of state in a years time...(to get away from the "ex")...
should i continue to enjoy my time with him...knowing that this isn't a committed relationship....or, long term???
(he did state that "no one was going with him")


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Female, Age Private, Springfield, MA

Posted June 11, 2008


Keep up the good work!!


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Female, 26, Norcross, GA

Posted June 02, 2008


What is your myspace thingy again so i can add you as a friend!


ebony4latin
ebony4latin

Female, Age Private, Anaheim, CA

Posted May 31, 2008


OMG!! You guys are too hilarious !
First time tuning it and loving it !!
Keep up the good work !




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