badgirlny13

THANKS EVERYBOD FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES, THATS JUST TOO SWEET AND SUPER KOOL.

MUAHZ

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.

6. Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10-year-old
daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

7. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

8. Good: Your 15-year-old daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

VALENTINE'S DAY BILL.....

FLOWERS... $20
DINNER... $80
MOVIE TICKETS... $25
DRINKS... $30
HOTEL... $115

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN YOU TELL HIM YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD... PRICELESS!! ;)

ARE U READY FOR THE CARIBBEAN SERIES?????? AGUILAS CHAMPIONS BABYYYYYY

NO PIC AND NO AGE...DONT BOTHER..ANYONE WHO HAS TO HIDE IS NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE.

....A PAGE WHERE IS COOL TO SHOOT THE BREEZE... AM ONLY HERE TO MEET KOOL PEOPLE, NOT REALLY LOOKING TO FIND MORE THAN THAT. FRIENDS WHO HAVE A FUNNY BONE AND WHO CAN STIMULATE THE MIND IN SOME FUN CONVERSATIONS.

ARGH.. WHO READS THIS? THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF PUTTING SO MANY PICS IS THAT I CAN ILLUSTRATE INSTEAD OF BORE U TO DEATH...

BUT HERE GOES NOTHING: -5'5, 136LBS, SMART, CORNY, SARCASTIC BORDERING IN CYNICAL, LOYAL, WORKAHOLIC.. (thats it gotta leave sum for the aftermath)

I LUV: - SPEED, HEIGHTS, DRIVE LONG TRIPS, READ, MOVIES, MUSIC, FOOD, SPORTS, CHALLENGE, DESSERTS, BIKES, CARS, YACHTS, HELICOPTERS (and anything that takes me somewhere), MASSAGES, WATER, VIEWS AND SEX... NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER.

I HATE: -LIES, LIMITED PEOPLE, LAZINESS, MESS, DISRESPECT, JEALOUSY AND DOUBLE STANDARDS... GAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH... UH? (so much for not wanting to write...then again am also a writer)

(i would like to also thank all the migente poeple that has shown me and my page luv. Thanks i've felt very welcome. muuuuuah!!!)