da_golden_chyld

So let me clear the air of a few things first. I am a Graphic Designer... I do this for a living...I see allot more than you ever really want me to...it's what i do...I can spot photoshopped pix from a mile away...I already know what you look like with out makeup...I f-n hate contacts...dude WHY...do you realize how retarded you look when your looking to the right and your eye's never dilate...and you pupil n ever moves but your clearly looking to the side...your not a ninja cut it out...Fake hair is a NO...$hit loads of makeup is a no...I'm sorry I don't want to hug you and your melt on my shirt or i go to kiss your cheek and now it looks like i've decided to wear sparkly lip gloss...nor do i want to wake up the next morning and your glittery impression is not vested in the whole of my pillow ... it's like your image is frozen in MAC carbonate forever steadfast in my bed...no thanks...I can spot a push up bra and padding...if your a big girl or a mom and your tig-ol-biddies aren't perky like they use to be I mean it's understandable but when you start adding like 3 inches of padding that ish is a little much man...How would you like it if you got back to the crib or started feelin on on a dude and you found out what you thought you got wasn't what ended up in your hands (( or your mouth ))...

I'm not on here lookin for love or a hookup or anything like that what ever happens happens and I'm just going with the flow...if i see something i like i speak up if not I keep on walking same as if i was on the street...I haven't got time for anything like that now a day's anyway being a full time daddy takes a lot more out of me than i thought...

I've got 2 degrees 2 different schools so if your gonna come at me PLEASE have something to say...CONVERSE with me...if you can't formulate complete sentences keep it moving...and have some as-semblance of grammar ok...I dont' speak spanglish...I love latin women but YO NO HABLO ESPANOL...

Chicks are REAL quick to tell a dude that they need to get their $hit together but it would seem that a lot of you want what you don't even have...there are acceptions to every rule but for the F-n record...

Get your life right...way too many chicks want shit they aren't doing or can't even provide for them selves...i know what i am who i am and am completely aware of my limitations...but I'm not gonna entertain conversation with some one who is not on my level...

OK so this is what i like...A$$ n Titties n Pretties
Yes it's really that simple A$$ n Titties I like thick chicks slim chicks tall chicks short chicks just as long as the proportions are right...I'm not into the uber big chicks...there is some one for everyone just not my cup O tea as long as you hold your weight right more than likely I'll like what i see...I'm big on appearance...(( i will say this tho Big chicks always smell good )) I need a pretty face to go along with it...she's gotta be a looker...I don't want to have to fight your stomach when I'm eating you out nor do i want to have to watch you wear a F-n T-Shirt to the damn pool 2 piece finger lickin good...

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