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So I guess she had to finally give in to the idea that "sex sells." I've had the biggest crush on Shakira since she was all about pies descalzos lol. I used to like Shakira not just because she is (in my opinion) the hottest woman in the world, but because she also had talent. She wrote her own songs, could sing, and dance and was also involved with all these social issues. She didn't act all sleezy like all these other pop stars like Britney Spears and all of them. I mean she... (continue reading)

So I was out with my friend the other night. I chose to spend the night with her instead of my male friends and I guess that's supposed to automatically mean that I slept with her. The next day my friends kept asking me "Did you fuck her?" or "Did she put out?" Can't a guy just hang out with a girl without it ending up in sex. I've been told that a man and a woman can't be "just friends" without having sex sometime in their friendship or having one fall in... (continue reading)

So anyway, I was at the club the other day and I noticed something. They might not admit it but girls like ass holes. So I decided to try this out. I went up to this one chick and was like, "Ey bitch. Come 'ere!" "Excuse me? What did u call me?" She said trying to sound all surprised and shit. "Did I studder hoe? I said come here and shake dat ass bitch!" I told her as I pointed in front of me. "Oh ok!" She said smiling and she came to me. "What yo name is gurl?" I asked... (continue reading)