el_boricua_jodon back in ct for da time bein hit me up if u round da willimantic area - September 20, 2010 add/view comments (0)

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So here it goes im new to migente so take it easy on me. Look im 5'6" 170 lbs who loves da women. Im located in St Cloud Florida so if u want 2 meet me %#&@$! thru

You Know You're Puerto Rican If ... You've ever used your lips to point something out. or people across the street can hear ur convo from the movement of hands You've ever been hit with "chancletas", "la correa", or the cord of "la plancha". You get really scared whenever someone mentions "El Cuuuuuco!!!" You've gone to Titi's house and passed through the "bead curtain" in the living room. You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV. Your mother has a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha or elephant in her living room. Almost everyone you know is nicknamed "mira". You've eaten "esporsoda" with butter. You have a perpetually drunk neighbor. You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the 'clack-clack' of her "chancletas". Someone in you family is name "Maria","papo&q uot;,"Carmen" or something-ITO. You have actually met several people named "Jesus". You treat fevers with "alcoholado". You know "Don Francisco" from "Sabado Gigante". You need a cup of coffee after every meal. One of your aunts weighs over 300 pounds. You have a delinquent cousin. Your uncle owns more gold than the jewelry shop down the street. You've sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it, and there's a person shouting "Subete que caben mas!". You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car come June. You've sung "Japi Beldei Two Yuuuu" more than you care to remember. You know at least four of your last names. You scrunch up your nose to ask a silent "que ?". You've ever left grass out for the camels on the night of Jan. 6th., instead of leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus on Christmas. You remember Ricky Martin as the little one from Menudo. You were raised on Goya products (Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno). You consider the bad luck day to be "Tuesday" (not Friday the 13th). You ever wished El Chapulin Colorado would come and save you. You've dropped food on the floor, picked it up, and eaten it after saying "lo que no mata engorda". Your sofa or rug is covered in plastic. You start clapping when your plane hits the runway. Your cousins have "original" names, like a blend of their parent's names (ViMari = Victor + Maria) Your mother, tia, or hermana's hair is black cherry, "sun in" red, or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous. You go to a wedding or Quinceanera party, gossip about how bad the food is, but take a plate to go. You can dance to merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music. You think Christina can beat Oprah any day. You can get to your house blindfolded because the smell of chuletas is SO strong. Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner when you live in a one bedroom apartment. Telenovenas have the status of holy ceremonies. You think platanos are a whole separate food group. You have a picture of "Cristo" in your house. You think your name begins like this: "Ave Maria Purisima, __________". You walk around saying "Chacho", or "Chacha" or "Ay Bendito". Others tell you to stop screaming when you're really talking. You know someone who drives a "Cheby". You call all sneakers "tenis". All breakfast cereals are called "Con Fley". All tissue papers are called "Klinex". All brands of diapers are called "Pampel". A balanced meal consists of rice and beans and some kind of meat. You know the difference between "Carolina Rice" and everything else. You appreciate the difference between "Agua de Florida" and "Superior 70". You have a great uncle that had more than three wives. You've put a penny on your forehead to stop a nosebleed. Your mother has put a balled up piece of thread on your baby cousin's forehead to stop her hiccups. The thought of eating fried pork intestines filled with blood and rice reminds you of Christmas. You have at least 30 cousins. At least! You know how to drive an "estandar" or "estic chift" car. You can tell the difference between "Cafe Crema" and "Bustelo". And last, but not least: Your grandmother thinks Vick's Vapor Rub is the miracle cure for everything! You have actually seen a chicken cross the road (and freeway, and sidewalk ) Even ambulances have to wait in traffic in p.r. No one has any idea what you are talking about when you mention street names or freeway numbers. You ask someone directions and they pull out a piece of paper and make a hand-drawn map for you, taking 20 minutes to explain it all in detail, including a hospital and burger king as landmarks. YOU HAVE CILANTRO GROWING IN THE WINDOWS AND FIRE ESCAPES , OR ANYWHERE IT FITS you get pissed if during Christmastime, you go for a visit , and the were no rice and gandules, and you let them know you are PISSSED

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food LATINO FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. LATINO FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. LATINO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we %#&@$!ed up...but that %#&@$! was fun!" WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. LATINO FRIENDS: Cry with you. WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. LATINO FRIENDS: Keep your %#&@$! so long they forget it's yours. WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. LATINO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. LATINO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds %#&@$! that left you. WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. LATINO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. LATINO FRIENDS: Are for life. WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. LATINO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk %#&@$! to the person who talks %#&@$! about you. LATINO FRIENDS: Will knock them the %#&@$! out!! WHITE FRIENDS: Will fire you if its convenient for him/her LATINO FRIENDS: Will qiut before he/she fires you WHITE FRIENDS: Will make an excuse not to hang with and spend time with their spouse LATINO FRIENDS: Will hang with you even if their spouse says no WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. LATINO FRIENDS: Will send this to all LATINOS

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  • Here For:

    Friends, Casual Dating, Serious Dating

  • Member Since:

    August 02, 2009

  • Sex:

    Male

  • Age:

    27

  • Location:

    Saint Cloud, FL

  • Race:

    Hispanic/Latino

  • Ethnicity:

    Puerto Rican

  • Zodiac:

    Aries


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Posted February 20, 2010


Heavenly father im here today 2 tell everyone about your heavenly ways

I remember the days my life was dazed, street life corruption wasting away

Jesus Christ thru the blood of his life, he layed it all down 4 us to live right

Holy spirit inside i feel high, tryna keep this feelin 4 the rest of my life.

The devil a lie,quick 2 deny, anything positive inside, and i can rely on God our creator, he gave us his son 4 now and later

Aint thinkin bout paper, aint thinkin bout cheese, im in da zone love, hope, and peace

We at our strongest when we all feel weak, when im down i kno i cant be beat

Lord Jesus Christ God on our team, in these times all the angels gonna sing

When we come home 2 tha king, grace we recieve, watch that decieve, breath, believe, trust

When we dead and gone we all return 2 dust, its the same 4 us, like it was back then

Grace is a gift not a lesson keep in the heart for the days when your stressing

All glory to him, we all reluctant to sin, saved in Christ, one day we gonna get this all right

Lets pray

Tommorow aint promised or the next day, where we gonna go when we pass away

Slim 2010


joeism1
joeism1

Male, 32, Newark, CA

Posted February 12, 2010


Thanks for the invite. Sharp profile man.


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Posted February 06, 2010


Thanks for the invite,

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ezamesgil

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Posted February 06, 2010


Thanks for the add bro!!!


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Posted February 04, 2010



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Female, 31, Orlando, FL

Posted February 03, 2010


I LUV UR PERSONAL MESSAGE. FINALLY READ IT ALL. HILARIOUS N SO TRUE! LOL ;-D




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