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 "HAPPINESS... IS WAKING UP EACH MORNING AND REALIZING THAT I'M NOT YOU!" - iamdifferent HI, I'M IAMDIFFERENT  , of the H.A.T.E.
Collective. Now I don't mean HATE as you know it, I mean hate as in
Honest And
Thorough Evaluation. After careful examination, it's time for
some reality checks. That's the HATE we bring, and it's all love,
people! :) Let's proceed:See... this is why I can't fu(k with migente.com! Why is it, that in all of their advertisements the contain 'blacks/Afro-latinos' ... why does the person always look like they're STEALING shyt? lol WTF Migente? 
This is some bullshyt right here. I login and THIS IS ALL I SEE? Looks like the caption should read> oh shyt, who's coming??" Why dude looks so suspicious yet horrified? lol mannnnnn can't do NOTHING on migente lol Disclaimer:  This
material has been proven highly unsuitable to chicken heads and
ignorant wannabe thugs. This page is for the working brain only!
This page is not filled with fancy backgrounds, pretty pictures and
other crap meant to distract you from seeing how dumb the person
behind the profile really is, unlike 99% of the other profiles
here. This profile is about REAL TALK! Failure to comprehend this
fact will result in your feelings getting hurt. Now,... I know I`m
asking too much by asking you to READ something, because most of
you are on the internet only to "look at the `p-ertty` pictures,"
and I know I`m assuming too much because I`m assuming that you CAN
actually READ, but try to make it to the end of the page. Proceed
with understanding and do remember to HAVE A NICE DAY! oh.. and
this is not a TRY TO SCORE SOME AZZ class account, as you can tell,
so be easy, feel free to comment and be yourself here! :) Also, if
you hate me, so what. Don`t bother to write me and don`t bother to
read the page. It`s that simple. But you ain't gonna do shyt about
it sooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 
bwajajajajajaand remember, most of you talk a good game but you're no really real, about what you say! so dial it down a gram...-->  Follow me on a journey to explore your wit, but most importantly,YOUR TOLERANCE LEVEL! Try to make it to the bottom, the juiciest part is there! If you're offended, then you needed the wakeup call, IMO! Come to this page and leave your 'entitled princess' attitude at the door for a second, and just READ, and see how you're being perceived for once. A lot of you do the attitude and ignorance thing to avoid listening to yourselves, so you don't get the messages you're sending off, so please, turn that off and 'listen' (read). Let me start by saying, NO, I've not had my heart broken, ever actually, and had very good relationships with ladies I'm still friends with- neither did I have a bad relationship with any female figures in my life. Male figures, yes, but your rational for why this page exists is bogus so stop right there! I've made this page because previous to this page, I made a page pointing out the flaws of men. That page got 90 percent of the hits you see on this page. Everyone loved it, except I was looking like a captain save a hoe and that's NOT what I wanted with that page. Then each chick praising the 'male bashing' version of the page was just as much a loser as the MANY MEN WHO FUKED HER AND DUMPED HER for as long as she'd been dating. Most of you chicks bring your own misery on and 99% of you are really all the same person doing the same dumb shyt, in relation to men, and you all have us men figured incorrectly to begin with. You like thugs and azzholes, you deserve whatever you got. It's logical. Bone a street hoe, expect an STD... logical! You can't drink alcohol then complain the drink gave you a hangover in the morning! So THAT is the purpose of this page, to have a little heart to heart and give you the real, which trust me most of you need because you're FAKE with yourself! THIS IS THE BE REAL WITH YOURSELF PAGE!!! You lie to yourself to feel better about the stupidity you do, we all do. Got to stop that! Yeah you liked the old page but now that I'm talking about YOU, you're pissed off? Typical! YOU SAID YOU WANT THE REAL!? YOU DON'T, JUST LIKE YOU DON'T WANT FREEDOM OF SPEECH. BOTH ARE OK AS LONG AS YOUR AZZ AGREES WITH IT! So most of you have dormant brains and unheard voices, due to your own doing and our socialization. But youth today are like that, and are wasted voices and when we do express ourselves, it's done in violence, anger and sexuality... You have an opportunity voice your opinions and speak up and what do you do with this site and your opinion? YOU SHOW AZZ AND TRY TO ARRANGE FUK BUDDIES ALL DAY ON MIGENTE! Yes, great use of the power given to you and good way to show America that their stereotype is true! Fuking lame people on this site. So this particular page is a wakeup call to chicks, more like an honest opinion from a dude, for once! Don't look at it as bashing it's more of a 'YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW' offering of real talk to point out some flaws where you don't see them because you're seeing too 1 sided from your azzes being kissed all your lives and no one ever being honest with you because you'll leave them or won't give them some azz!!! They know you can't handle real talk too! You don't really want real talk, do you? EXAMPLE: If you're a fat chick you claim you're BBW and try to act strong, but if someone makes a joke to you, you break down like a hurt little baby! You're not as strong as you like to pretend to be and use that BBW crap as something to brainwash yourself into thinking you're really confident with your size. BBW does not mean STRONG WOMAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE OVERWEIGHT! And one "B", the beautiful part, is not even in the picture for a few of you, so you need to find a different acronym for yourself. Let me clear that up now! Most of you are insecure and not comfortable with yourselves! You're getting sensitive about it shows YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF! So stop faking, you're hurt and insecure, get the FUK off of the internet and go to THERAPY instead! If you sit here searching for dudes who are writing playa lyrics to chicks all day, and I call them/you out for just playing on weak chicks' insecurities, don't be mad at me for telling you to work on your game, and don't you fake strong BBWs get mad because I took away your false pride and confidence booster. All your self hypnosis of how hot you are is only believed by yourself, and dudes fuking you and tossing you is only evidence of that, so play at your own level! You coming at a dude like you're the bomb, when he knows you don't really believe that, makes him smirk, it's not sexy, and he'll make sure he shows you who's boss by the time he's done using you up! He doesn't see a reason for you to be so cocky when he pulls chicks much smaller and more beautiful so you INVITE evil dudes to play you- which we know most of you chicks don't care about because as long as SOMEONE is fu(king you, you will risk the shame, humiliation and pain just to be noticed for 2 minutes! That's the part I don't like and most of you are doing it!! So be real with yourself, then others can be real with you! So if I exposed these dudes who kick fake shyt in your ears all day to make you think they like you so you can brainwash yourself into feeling good about yourself, don't get mad at me, appreciate it You ask for expressive, truthful dudes, for once, then you don't want to hear the honesty spoken! That suggests you're too insecure for real talk. You only want to hear what sounds good to you and makes you feel like the shyt, which is why 99% of these lame azz dudes are no this site scoring azz so easily, FROM PEOPLE LIKE YOU! Yes, lame dudes exist because of YOU and your inability to handle truth! You want real talk? Don't take this page as bashing, look at it as 'THE REAL TESTAMENT' to getting THE REAL on what a man really thinks when facing you! Proceed down that page!  (Assmatrix.com asks you to read the....) SAVE THE CHILDREN SECTION: CLICK THE HYPERLINKS BELOW, TO READ IS THIS GOING TO STOP RKELLY FROM RAPING YOUR DAUGHTER??? BUT THIS IS WHEN RAPING CHILDREN IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE :( ARE YOU A DUMB A-HOLE WHO IS KILLING HER CHILD WITH SECOND HAND SMOKE 1 FOOT FROM THEIR FACES???? DID YOUR BABY RUIN YOUR DREAMS OF BECOMING A VIDEO HOE? YOU CLAIM TO BE PROUD, BUT HOW PROUD ARE YOUR CHILDREN? SHOCKING DISCOVERY WATCH HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR KIDS, THEY MIGHT USE IT ON YOU!!! ABOUT ME seccion: I feel like I AM LEGEND every time I log onto this site. Where the hell are the REAL people??? 
(yes, this really IS my foodstamp that I have saved lol I've no shame, I've much more than prospered since!). I'M A GHETTO SURVIVOR! But I'm not ghetto anymore. I'm proud to admit that I came from humble beginnings and am successful now. Sorry, don't hate on me because I go to the hood to hang, but don't live there. I'm in the hood cuz I'm hood, you're in the hood because you ain't got no choice!! Hate if you want, but I came up probably worse than your azz, using what was available to all of us, yet you didn't make anything of yourself! GO HATE YOURSELF NOT ME! Matter of fact, go kill yourself, really. It will stimulate the economy since an illegal alien will just replace you at work. Your life is your fault! Abortion might have been illegal where/when you were born, but that can't stop you from killing yourselves now! lol Here's my card: jaja jaja I'm not a father, not a husband, 
owned by none but I still sympathize, here's a dollar holla! lol !
but I do have a gold fish! and an Xbox, so they're like my kids...
so yeah, I can relate to your struggle and baby tragedies...
seriously! Your baby was born with 1 ARM ONLY? Well what do you
know? I can relate! My Xbox only came with 1 controller! Ain't that
a coincidence?? jaja See, we can relate! And my fish? it's HARD
finding someone to babysit, and I PAY ALL MY BILLS BY MYSELF AND I
BUY MY OWN SHOES AND I DON'T NEED ANYONE's help! Thank you! I take
care of my gold fish, since I bought it! I'm the shiit! jaja See, I
relate! ;) OH JUST LAUGH AND STOP TAKING THINGS SO SERIOUSLY. THIS
IS JUST THE INTERNET, MAN...
And yes I still even respect you if you have 300 kids, I'd just never date you! I'm down with the whole MILF thing... 
bwwjaja but wait, you ain't knocked up with a 3rd right? Oh noooo 2 is the max! Because after that, that's not a MILF, you're MILDEW 
(M om I 'm L ikely-to D itch E ventually-so W hatever...)<-- a Tu Camaron/Iamdifferent original. :) Get that extra one out of here!!!  Let me clarify though, if you're older than 36 with 3 kids, that's an ok average (plus older women are already knocked off of their high horses and are have learned to accept their reality while younger still continue to disillusion themselves, until 40. You know i like you mature chicks. I'm the DINO-cologist ;) ), if you're younger than that with 3 kids, ill keep it moving, trash! I'm only trying to be around for a minute... and you've had more than enough chances to fu(k up and not get it right with men. I'm not the garbage man sent to clean up the mess of you and your ex dudes, cuz you can't close your legs and pick a serious man, and keep finding yourself knocked up each time you take a new dude from the club, home! Most of you don't have goals, dreams, etc. Your life is your children and you're BORING! There is nothing attractive to stick around for because I don't see YOU in YOU. I see YOUR KIDS because that's all you have time for due to your carelessness. So don't be mad at me for that, that's on you! Most of you are deadweight at that point and I've rarely met any in this scenario who were full of life still. Come on, dude has to fight off 3 baby daddies and how they want their kids raised in your home, hear about your complaints of how they did you, how they didn't take care of their kids, how you didn't get your checks... being realistic, would you want to be ME, if the roles were reversed? NO YOU WOULDN'T!!! So don't be mad, because ALL YOU HAVE TIME FOR IS BOOTY CALLS AND FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS!!! So don't be mad if dudes get at you only like that, and for those fronting chicks, stop acting like because you do FWB that that's what you WANTED. You don't! You want a full relationship, so stop pretending you're cool with FWB like YOU PICKED THAT because you're cool with being fu(ked and forgotten 5 minutes later! You're a SETTLER, it's all you feel you're of worth for (which shouldn't be so, but YOU put youself in that mode, not men). I'm not your Captain, ma! Fu(k Fu(k pass like the other dudes! Hey don't be mad, just know this is what's going on in the minds of many who meet you and you're young with a million kids! He's NOT sticking around to put someone else's kids through college with HIS money! And don't talk that "I got my own money, my own house" bullshiit because if that dude said cool, I'll be with you but don't want to have anything to do with your kids and their expenses, you would NOT be with him seriously, if he told you what I just said! Thus, fu(k fu(k pass! This is the untold truth, don't hate me! You said you wanted honesty, right? Any dude of worth will not lower his standards to rock bottom for you, unless those kids are halfway out of the house and are young adults or late teens! 
...and you can't expect me to keep this shyt up every night!!! lol Oh stop being so mad, that was funny lol I'm here to chill and converse with like-minded individuals. If you're not a thinker and are just wasting your life away in a club 10 times a month, in front of a TV all day, and not trying to be motivated, trust we're not able to flow! Keep it moving! There are plenty of other people on here to piss away your life away with, or rather, just show pictures of yourselves to get horny over (mostly, that's all you're really doing, instead of really getting to know each other) and turn yourselves into temporary weekend booty calls or weed donors. Also know, I'm not a playa, not a pimp, just a dude you need to learn to respect, if you want that in return. With that being said, I'm am a man, so continue to entertain me with pictures of yourselves, scantly clad, azzcheeks spread, with martini classes parked between the cracks... whatever... just do your thing, baby girl! Don't let the haters phase you.. yeah.. if it makes you feel better, certainly makes me feel better, that's for sure! and doesn't strain this relationship any... YOU A NOT A HOE FOR POSING HALF NUDE, WITH YOUR AZZCHEEKS DANGLING IN YOUR PICTURES! No you're not! You're an .... INTERNET MODEL!... yes, and hoez are in the street trading pumpum for trips to Disney world. Not you! No way! They're just mad they don't have pompi like you and they dress like a granny!!! So don't you listen to these haters out there! Spread those bunz -mmm turn left baby girl... just riiiigghhtt... hey, Some guy in the Bible said "those with nice Cheeks shall inherit the earth!" That's the prophecy, so let's see your LEGacy! ! ... eeeh just one small favor, please... I just ask that you pack up the baby carriage and clean your fuking house before you take the pictures of yourself, naked in that house! Most of you have half used bottles of KY JELLY in the shots, ASBESTOS all over the fuking walls/ceilings and even crying babies in that background of your AZZ SHOT PHOTOS! I mean, couldn't you have put your kids to bed before you took pics of your azzcheeks spread then put them on your page? Photoshop OUT your kids or something from the pics! DAMN! You're killing my boner with shiit like this!! CLICK HERE TO SEE AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I MEAN  I like traveling the world, and work in many places around the world. Life's beautiful when you live it with your eyes wide open rather than seeing it through the limited boundaries you've been born and confined to. Here are some pics of my adventures all throughout the Americas.. HEY, and a vacation doesn't mean you have to be on a fuking beach! Why can't you people take vacations in places that don't come with a beach? Every heard of being a TOURIST in a foreign country, or even your own country? Try it sometime... 
 --------------------REAL TALK TIME-------------------- Top sign you're lame: Your pictures are like the other 99999999 trillion pictures here, which feature: *
you posing showing your azzhole, in front of your apartment door
(inside your apt)
*
you posing trying to stick your azzhole out in a mirror while
taking the shot with a camera
phone
* a
picture of you in the seat of a car! HOW EVENTFUL!!! You're in the
seat of a car with the seatbelt on! Yeah I have interest!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, b1tch BOOOOOOO! I'd rather beat off in a robe
and multicolored tube socks why playing video games than to take on
the arduous task of getting a meaningful conversation from you! OH
you do have meaningful conversation? WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR PAGE
SUGGESTS!
BORING! LAME CORNY!!! Look at any woman's page here, THAT'S ALL EVERYONE DOES!!!!! lol you're LAME! Go take a shot of yourself on the toilet or something!!! Note: Most importantly, when you do pics, you show us how STUPID you are when you can't even coordinate with the mirror, and the camera, to take a shot of what you're trying to present in the pic.  Let me guess, trying to show off your camera, dummy? LAMMMME!!! LAME GAME (which you low
hanging fruit chicks crowd MG for):DUDES TRYING TO SCORE BOOTY ON
MIGENTE (with tactics I outline here) I'm seriously tired of hearing that. This world is run and motivated by some of the most creative men and women out there, but let's focus on the MALE part, since the claim is there are no smart men out there. First, game recognizes game, so if you're smart yourself, you can spot a smart person. Next, if you're not smart enough to be on their level, what makes YOU think he wants to associate with your dumb azz? Ever think that smart people think you're stupid and 1 dimensional, as you think most men are? Take a step back from your own ego, and look at how someone could look at you- yes it might be different from how stuck on yourself you may be! Amazing, right? lol In fact, many women are so limited in things they speak about, daily (shoe collection, makeup collection, weaves, boys, fashion, sex... nothing else of interest... ), and things they know, that many smart guys cite they have to 'dumb down the conversation' in order to try to talk to most women. In reality, a lot of dudes out there are smart, but a lot of them are being DUMB on purpose, because dummies get the attention, while smart guys are overlooked. So when you're making your statements about 'smart, good men are hard to find' consider for a moment that you're NOT talking about all smart men, even. What you mean to say is 'smart, good men, who look hotter than Brad Pitt are hard to find'. Maybe that will be more true, as it might be a small percentage not consumed with beauty to not use their brains, but saying 'smart, good men don't exist' is bogus because there are PLENTY of smart dudes and you're overlooking them because your criteria is fuked up for what makes a smart man. Many claim I'm not smart, because they don't agree with me, because I'll debate them into a hole, and that is an example of actually how simple-minded and dumb you might be, actually. If you can't flow on simple topics like the ones I mention here, you're a dumb azz! Sorry, you just are, these things happen all day everywhere and I find many people can't elaborate on these because they never thought about it... to me, that says you're a DUMB AZZ!! So smart people see you and know there's not much to talk to you about, so why bother!!!! Smart people like smart people to relate to, so if you're not finding smart people, maybe it's because you're not as smart as YOU think you are! Smart people need other smart people to talk to, so they'll find you if you're worth something, just like pretty people seek out only other pretty people! So if you make a statement like that again, that smart men are hard to find, consider that you might be considered a dumb shyt by smart people and note that your background of dating idiots is limited to only idiots because you're a limited person, yourself! Women set the pace in dating! If you can't attract the kind of man you claim you deserve, you don't deserve him and aren't worth it! When I go for a job interview, I come with SKILLS that justify the high pay. You don't come with anything to justify having "it all", just your over-inflated ego and good men don't need that!" Smarten up, and step up your game because who you date says a LOT about you!!! ... so think about that, the next time you write a personal message on your page like.. oohhh let's say this popular one here --> " HEY WAS UP GURLS N BOYS.. MY NAME IS xxxx AND WAT IM LOOKIN FOWARD A MAN OR A WOMEN IZ FAITHFULNESS.. NO BULLSH!T CUZ I DONT LIKE DA GAME SH!T.. BEEN THEIR AND BEEN WENT THROUGH IT.. SO IF U LIKE PLAYIN GAMES GET DA FUK OUT MY PAGE.. OH YAH U STILL GATTA LOOK SEXXI 2... CUZ I DONT WANT NO UGLY B1TCH OR NI66A" And just who's supposed to go to that profile and want to get with that? More importantly wtf kind of person does this person want? lol Check yourselves! P.s. Stop saying 'oh it's because I intimidate men. You don't intimidate men who are the real things you 'claim' to be! If you're really something of praise, you'd be with a man who is something of praise, and he is not intimidated by anything you do professionally or personally. You pick bums who you can intimidate, so you feel like you're powerful and ELITE, but you avoid real men doing real things because it's obvious you aren't shiit compared to real men! You don't intimidate real men, you turn them off is more like it! Real recognizes real! 
You think this is cute, when actually it says you're fuking dense in the head! I'll explain... Ok let's say you wanted to get to know me, and you asked me "why are you IAMDIFFERENT? What's so different about you?" and I answered "DUH... BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT BECAUSE I'M ME..." Wouldn't you think "this guy absorbs lessons like a rock in the rain!! He's fuking DUMB!!!"? An inarticulate piece of shyt who can't even describe to you why I think I'm of worth, and different from the rest of the people in this world? You'd think I was pea-brained idiot, wouldn't you... so when I was watching the flavor of love 3 casting show, every chick they asked 'why are you special?' answered, 'DUHHH I'M DIFFERENT BECAUSE I'M JUST ME... YOU KNOW..?" lol The people hosting the auditions made a point to point that out back to back and I began to think... 'oh my god, I've met nothing but women who tell me that same exact thing... there are even a bunch of people who post that on their pages... YOU SOUND STUPID PEOPLE!!! If you can't tell someone why you're special and of worth, you're not worth SHYT! LMAO Sometimes, you'll come back and find new things I've ranted about. They'll be in this section Quick Rants to tease the brain, or TASER it "don't tase me bro" lol: 
I'm a
little tired of running into chicks, offline and online, who talk
this nonsense about "I'm alone
because a man has yet to prove himself to me. He has to prove to me
that he's worth my time". Here is a problem with openly
advertising such a request, WHO THE
FUUCK ARE YOU??? Seriously, what makes you so worth someone
having to prove to you (aka bust his azz to make you see him
differently than all the bad guys that YOU screwed up yourself with
by picking) that he's not like your failures in the past?
You need to put the breaks on your
EGO! First, you have to realize, THIS IS A DUMB AZZ REQUEST COMING FROM A WOMAN WHO IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR HER OWN CHOICE OF MEN- ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY WERE
BAD CHOICES! A guy coming along shouldn't have to prove a
damn thing to you, other than he can be respectful of you-
initially! YOU need to prove to him that you're not the typical
idiot who picks guys who shiit on her all the time! YOU need to
prove you're mature now and have what it takes to hold down a good
relationship, and therefore know how to recognize, and keep, a good
man! That is the only proof that needs to happen here. The new guy
coming along CAN NOT fix your mental problems associated with you
dating loser men! He can't correct your bad upbringing and your
attempts to offset male power, in this country, by forcefully
trying to over-asserting yourself on any men who'll allow it
(emasculating men). These are MENTAL PROBLEMS THAT YOU, AS A WOMAN,
HAVE, so why are you beefing at men telling them to prove
themselves to you? Did you ever notice that women set the pace for
dating? The kind of man she wants is the kind she will get! So when
you keep making real good men ONLY your friends, and not making
them your MEN (because he's never good enough and lacking this or
that), and instead are taking the badboys, pause and ask yourself
"AM I PROVING MYSELF TO ME AND TO
THIS MAN IN FRONT OF ME?" rather than is he proving himself
to you! You're the one with the issues that keep you away from good
men! The guys in front of you just want to get to know you, but
obviously you're not qualified to spot a good man. So how can a guy
PROVE himself to someone who doesn't know what a good man is, nor
knows her real worth (don't let your self-inflated ego over-inflate
your non-existant value)? Doesn't that sound like a wasted effort,
on his part, if he did try to prove himself? This is why GOOD GUYS
FINISH LAST! To busy listening to you trying to prove themselves to
insatiable, capricious beings! It' snot logical that you'd get any
results this
way!
your corny,
unoriginal TRAMP
STAMPS!
It could be, and you'd never know!!! Why? Because you're corny and
unoriginal!!! Every damn chick born after 1975 has a tattoo in her
lowerback!!! It's so played out, they all look the same, they're
all in the same places and if they have more tattoos, they too are
all in the same places, and all OF THE SAME GODDAMN CORN AZZ
WALLPAPER DESIGNS, OR A BUTTERFLY! It's your TRAMP STAMP! Aren't
you fuking people original enough to make something different, put
it somewhere different? No, if they get at least 1 tattoo, it has
to be in the lower back, and they MUST therefore show it off (not
to many's delights either!). No, you're unoriginal and so dumb you
get crap like chinese/japanese writings, as your tattoo, that say
something completely WORTHLESS!!! Oh you think you're well versed
in Asian cultures and speak advanced Chinese now? because you have
a chinese symbol tattoo that translates to 'pudding' in English?
Think about it translated in English, and think of how corny you
are with 'pudding' written as your tattoo. lol Well that's how
corny you look to people who read chinese! Hmm that makes you feel
special that you got your tattoo in a language that you don't read
in and no one in your daily life does either, so you can't really
verify whether or not it even means what you had written on you
forever? Oh I get it, you think you're fuking mysterious because
only you, ...and the ladies in the nail salon know what your tattoo
means? lol Oh yeah, I'd feel hype with that. Some of your are some
beastly chicks trying to put that on your backs, and some of you
have some really FLAT AZZES, your azz looks like a billboard in
Times Square. You beasts, you look like a tattoo on your knuckles
should accompany that tramp stamp on your lower back!!! YOU, stop
getting these!!! If you're big azz is gonna get a tattoo don't do a
butterfly, shiit looks like a dragon on your back! Get a KFC bucket
tattoo'd there or something,.. why would you even put a tattoo,
that is supposed to mean something to you (as many people claim)
somewhere were you can't see it!??? That's fuking dumb!!! Please,
BE ORIGINAL WHEN YOU TATTOO YOUR TRAMP STAMP ON YOUR LOWER BACKS!
thanks!The "I'M SO INDEPENDENT" stupidity (shut the fuk up already! You're a DEPENDENT trust me!)
I had to re-up this, since people are skipping it on the blog. YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE INDEPENDENT SINCE IT'S SO POPULAR TO SAY, BUT DID YOU REALLY CONSIDER WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ANOTHER? Chances are you ARE!!!
Let me also remind
you, that if so many of you keep that act up, you're making it
harder for 'less fortunate' women, in regards to getting men. If
you (supposedly) raise the bar, on other ladies, with your
INDEPENDENT claims, then those whom are not independent
(child support, alimony, palimony,
living with other family members, etc you're not independent you
need that money/support so you can't be technically independent FYI
- so YOU knock that shiit off especially !!!!) will be
frowned upon! You're falsely deflating your own values! It's you
WOMEN who will be the cause of this, as dudes turn away from women
who aren't independent, in favor of wannabe real to real
independent women, only to get nothing different because they're falsely led! YOU'RE ALSO
BREEDING A KIND OF WOMAN WHO HAPPILY ACCEPTS BEING A BABY MAMA, TO
PROVE SHE'S PROUD TO BE ALONE WITH BABIES! That's not healthy!
You're creating women who now don't think a real woman should be
with a serious, dedicated man, rather they should expect to be left
with a gang of kids, but it's ok, because you don't need a man! lol
STUPIDITY and you're breeding it! For a change, what if a GUY made a list of things that he required a woman to have before he would dare date her? For Example: -Has to have big breast -Has to have a nice TONED butt and slim waist -No potholes in her thighs -No belly -Healthy body (attends gym regularly) -Real Hair -Perfect Teeth -MUST BE OVER 5`11" -Must weigh LESS THAN 145lbs(at 5`11" or taller) -Must look very attractiveand sexy -No BABIES -No Drama -make over 90K anually -Has her own house -Has her own car -College Education (degree completed) -Gives Excellent "Head" (What??!! Don`t makeme move this to number 1 on the list!) -Is not envious of others -Doesn`t smoke -Doesn`t drink -etc
Ok, fine, you asked for a REAL list from me so here it is: What is a man`s real list of wants in a woman? THE 10 CHICK COMMANDMENTS: 1) A WOMAN (not a girl! Just because you`re a girl getting sexed by many MEN, you`re NOT automatically a woman and just because you're getting all three holes filled like BOWLING, that doesn't mean you have GAME! A wide open azz hole doesn't mean you've broadened your horizons!) 2) A woman with intelligence and importance (no, you getting on your BLACKBERRY doesn't make you look intelligent, contrary to popular belief. You don't have a fuking job that requires you to read emails on a blackberry on a Saturday night, WHILE ON THE TRAIN, so stop fronting like you're important. Thats a stupid way a lot of you try to flirt with a guy, yeah pretending like you're important) 3) A woman with confidence in herself who is not jealous of my female friends- whom only she thinks are more intelligent, wealthy or pretty than she is (which will translate into confidence in me) 4) A woman who has her OWN LIFE and business going on so that she`s not crowding my space! When you hear the 'ding' of the boxing bell, or the whistle of a ref, you should go disappear somewhere (this way she`s not checking up on her me with ALL HER FREE TIME. Nothing is more pathetic than that) 5) A WOMAN WHO CAN COOK WELL!!! (what if you get boned, pregnant and left? Oh you`ll just take your kids to MCDonalds right? That`s why they have diabetes and are overweight at 10years of age!) 6) A woman who can handle her emotional baggage (we all have it yet many can`t deal with it! Seek help. We're not running a hotel and I'm not your bellhop- carry our own load for the duration of your stay! Stop dragging your goddamn feet, deal/eliminate it!) 7) A woman who is concerned with woman`s issues and health issues (you can`t just blame the problems on genetics, men and how you`re "big boned." YOU are contributing to your health and its failure. Failure to do that mean you fail yourself. You've these pics of your nipples all out on your page, but you know NOTHING about breast cancer! I saw you! You had a PURPLE IRIBBON graphic on your page when it was breast cancer month! lol Dumb azz! ) 8) A woman who believes she`s sexy to me and will act accordingly to preserve that feeling (aren`t you in a relationship to please the other person, or are you in it to BE pleased only? If the latter is the case, you probably have the WRONG FORMULA FOR SUCCESS, which will show if you look at your dating history. Check a real married couple and you`ll learn the former is the right method) Don't take a shiit then jump in bed like, 'baby go down on me...' wtf? lol 9) A woman with passion about the things she does especially if she's doing me! (nothing better than a woman with drive. She motivates all around her) 10) A woman who can make up her mind (Yeah I know-"GET
REAL" but hey, A GUY CAN DREAM TOO, RIGHT? lol we're talking about
people who's days are ruined if their shoes don't match their
outfits!) -------------------- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS-------------------- Are you thick? You actually might not be. I know it makes you feel better than saying you're fat, but you might have to stop using that term for 2 reasons CLICK HERE FOR REASON1- you're a PLUMPER not actually thick and CLICK HERE FOR THE REASON 2- dudes gassed your head and you're just fat and the reality for most CLICK HERE FOR THE REALITY- which most people fall into still doesn't mean you won't get hit up though!!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GHETTO BOOTY/PLUMPER, you're just fat Please understand, this doesn't mean anything bad about you, just that Assmatrix.com reminds you to be real with yourself! You can have a nice ghetto booty, just make sure you know the difference between GOOD VERSUS BAD GHETTO BOOTY! Call it down the line!!! Thick to plumper is how I roll, myself!  Hey, WANT TO MAKE YOUR COMMENTS FELT? CREATE A POST OR UPLOAD A PIC OF A NICE AZZ AT THE ASSMATRIX BLOG DO YOU HAVE AN APPLE BOOTY? YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED THAT YOU ACTUALLY DON'T! YOUR BUTT MIGHT BE APPLE SAUCE MAYBE! LOL maybe what you have is more like a PIG TAIL --> CLICK HERE TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE A PIG TAIL Whatever you're working with, here's a little eye opener for dudes who are too disillusioned about the photoshopped internet booty they salivate over --> WHY ARE YOU DUDES PAYING THESE CHICKS??? I don't see why dude's just can't love the regular chicks when all these beautiful photos of chicks are all photoshopped and make0up'd to death! LOVE THESE EVERYDAY REGULAR CHICKS, DUDES!!! WTF? Now... let's start the show.... In an effort to keep it real, assmatrix.com needs you corny azz dudes to stop falling all over the photoshopped images of perfect-appearing ladies. 99.99% of them have stretch marks, cellulite, pock marks, are fatter than the pics, etc... basically, they're really just human like the rest of the chicks. Don't be fooled by photoshopped computer love and please, stop paying them top dollar for computer-made beauty. Our regular every day women don't look like this and if she did, then she should be a model, but the computers are making below average look like top of the line, and dudes are right there tossing away money on special affects, observe: CLICK HERE (MIGENTE REMOVED THE DIRECT ANIMATION SORRY) Visit Assmatrix.com for details! Love our regular chicks and stop fantasizing about computer generated chicks that don't exist. Regular chick have fat azzes that you can put oil on and dress in thongs too, dingbats, and you can peep those for free. Respect our day to day chicks! Also, while we're keeping it real, can all you chicks and pr1cks who claim a chick has an 'APPLE BOTTOM' please get the damn term right? You're calling sloppy ghetto booties apple bottoms, and calling droopy butts apple bottoms, when they're clearly NOT! If you're fat, say that, but stop saying fat things are 'thick'. If you're fat, you're fat, leave it at that, don't call yourselves otherwise to feel better about yourself, or be seen in a different light. You are what you are, you look stupid saying you have an applebottom or you're 'thick' when you're clearly not. Please, educate yourself on exactly what an apple bottom looks like! I see too many are posing and writing that they have apple bottoms. Hell no you don't maybe the bottom of an apple, but not an apple bottom. MY LIKES: I love a lady with nice size to her and of course her midsection/butt area, but there are tons of fakers out there that just take up space! I knew I loved 'THICK' to Plumper chicks since back in the days... Matter of fact, let me show you who I think is the BEST AZZ TO EVER SHAKE IT! Sure, you have video hoes and these models here, but they'll never amount to crap! The BEST limited talent woman, to ever MAKE IT was IRIS CHACON! 
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