kikoperico TGIF!!! Lonnnngggg work week so im looking forward to the weekend.. Hope everyone has a good 1 - June 10, 2011 add/view comments (0) |
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YOU`RE FREE 2 DO ANYTHING" lusciousnani_ Heeeerrrrreeeeeeee`s kikitoooooooo, Welcome 2 another edition of "The Kiko Chronicles"... In this edition U have 2 bare with me cuz I have no idea how 2 mess with the revamped MG but I left some old stuff up 4 U and I plan on adding new ish as time goes by.. Random Thought Aren`t kids a blessing... Parenting is no ez task but its so rewarding 2 hear them say "I love U Daddy/Papi" cuz it makes U feel as if ur doing right by them... Please if ur a parent act like one... Quote I was recently told "Never allow someone to be your priority while you continue to remain their option" Not 2 long ago I sent an email out asking friends/acquaintances 2 describe me in 1 word and these were the responses I received: Complex, Genuine, Wonderful, Incredible, Crazy, Tolerant, Caring, Relentless, Funny, Kind, Friendly, Sweetheart, Warm, Lovable, Creative, Honest, Friendly, Amusing, Thoughtful, Chirp (personal joke lol), and of course U had those who couldn`t use 1 word so they hit me with: Pain in the azz, sexy azz phu (she was probably twisted, lol), and A Fuk`n Loser (ohh helll no, lol).. A few things 2 grow on.. ~ Jealousy is all the fun U think they had ~ Our faults irritate us more when we C them in others ~ Never expect anything from any1 ~ Don`t worry that children never listen 2 U, worry that they R always watching U ~ Honesty pays, but it doesn`t seem 2 pay enough 2 suit some ppl ~ Love is accepting, not expecting ~ U never lose by loving, U always lose by holding back ~ Some ppl R like crystal, pretty 2 look at but U can C right thru em ~ Know that U deserve 2 B the #1 person in the life of the #1 person in ur life ~ Its better 2 lose a lover than love a loser ~ Y is it that the word "NO" i sthe biggest aphrodisiac, ex`s always want what they can`t have! ~ No 1 can make U feel inferior without ur consent. ~ There`s nothing worse then wanting out of something ur heart wants in on. ~ Some times doing the right thing isnt the best thing and on the same hand some times doing the best thing isnt the right thing. Making a decision and following it through is all we have left to do. If U ever wanna chat o/s the MG realm, feel free 2 hit me up:
LIKES Kids - Being a Pop - Bella Donna - Buggin out - Movies - Independent Ladiez - Passionate Sex - Red Bull - Hennessey - Writing - Wordfinds - The Source - Photoshop - Creating Banners - Music - Karaoke - Ladiez that can Dress - Reese`s PB Cups - Junior`s Cheesecake - Nestles quik - Vanilla shakes - Steak - Salada de Pulpo - Arroz con Calamares - Timbs - Enyce - Akademiks - Ecko - Phat Farm - Jerseys - Fitted Hats - Good Kissers - Diamonds - Back scratching - Massages - Laughing - Bein in Love - Blazin - Playing sports - NFL - $$$ - Shopping - Uptowns - Honest Ppl - Nice Teeth - Working - Laughter - Satin Sheets - Finding $$ in a pair of pants I haven`t worn in awhile - Cologne (I have alot of em but feel free 2 make suggestions) - Much Much More so I`ll just add as it comes 2 mind... HATES Liars - Bonchincheros - Body Odor - Bad Breath - Stalkers - Snitches - Messy houses - Asthma - Allergies - Lazy ppl - Bullies - Big Girlz in Size Small Shirts - Big Girlz with half shirts - Bad Mothers - Pencil thin women in Spandex - Women who take advantage of the system - Deadbeat Dads - Dirty Teeth - Liverwurst - Vomit - Envious Ppl - Selfish Ppl - Ez Women - Ladies who put their men b4 their kids - Rapists - Child Abusers - Abusive Lovers - Fake hate Pages on MG - Dust - Mgz Alloted Picture Upload Space - Nosepickers - Cyber Thugs - Pretty Boys - Bossy ppl - Chain Letters - Feelin Lonely - Being Upset - Arguing - AOL - Kids having kids - I`m sure there`s more so I`ll just add it on as time goes by.. I`ve decided 2 add a lil poetry on the page... Seems like every1 is a poet nowadays and those that don`t have it take it from others and claim it as their own... U C, but what I`m about 2 write is an original and it is copyrighted so BE EZ... LOVE I Love U I`ve loved U ever since the day I barged in2 the ladies room by accident and seen U takin a dump... I`ve loved U ever since I seen U parked at the red light in ur lil yugo, diggin up ur nose and placin the boogers on the windshield... I`ve loved U ever since I saw you gaspin 4 air cuz U couldn`t find ur asthma pump but I took the open mouth chokin face for the face U put on when ur gettin bz... I`ve loved U ever since U walked by and ur heel broke off and U had 2 walk all wobbly back 2 work... I`ve loved U ever since U laughed at my jokes and squirted on ur dress... I`ve loved U ever since I saw ur no rhythm azz doin the butt 2 a merengue song... I`ve loved U ever since I caught U rubbin ur cats azz when she was in heat... I`ve loved U ever since we went 2 the movies and U ate all the popcorn and then tried 2 kiss me with Orville Redenbacher stuck between ur teeth... I`ve loved U ever since and I`ll love U 4eva more... Wow, thats deep, lmao... ISSUES.. I see girls about 13 years old with pics of them bent over on the bed with their tongue stickin out tryin 2 look all sexy, R U FKIN KIDDIN ME?? What happened to Barbie`s, arts & crafts, powerpuffs, care bears, etc.. Ok I know i`m not bein realistic with the kiddie ish but seriously where is their mentality?? At that age aren`t they supposed 2 b focusing on picking out a high school instead of picking up a fkin loser?? The parents R obviously blind to it unless they think its cute cuz they R ghetto trash themselves.. Should we blame some women on mg who plaster their pages with trashy pics so the lil girls emulate em?? I hate the pages with pics of women having their assets out all over their page and writing about riding a good 1 and yet on the same page they have pics of their kids in soaked pampers and dirty clothes talkin about "I`m not lookin 4 a papa 4 my kids, I`m a good mama and papa 2 them".. WHAT!!! WHO THE PHUK LIED 2 UR AZZ... CUZ U HAVE CUSTODY DOESN`T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE U A GOOD PARENT, IM SORRY... But now I have 2 admit these pgs with the young girls thinkin theyre sexy when boys (or other girls cuz it seems as if being bi is in style 2 these young chicks) shouldn`t even be on their agenda yet is drivin me grrrrr... But, Movin On... Isn`t it funny how some guys/girls on this site tend 2 mess with so many other ppl (even from the same crew) as if it`s not going 2 get out (or maybe they just don`t give a phu)... I mean that`s ur perogative who U mess with but think twice b4 U ask some1 2 be ur cheese or side dish on the DL.. For one, to some ppl its a turn off when U come out like that. Secondly U wind up becoming the topic at the next get2gether. Another Random Thought: Why is it when U ask a girl how many sexual partners they`ve had in their past they usually say they have only been with about a handful in their lifetime when in reality we know a handful really means 13?? A joke b4 I go.. Joe was in line @ the supermarket when he noticed a rather dishy blonde in another check-out line. Their eyes met; she raised her hand 2 wave, & smiled at him. Joe was rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving, and although she looked familiar he couldn`t place where he might know her from. He saw her a few minutes later in the parking lot as she was unloadin her groceries, so he approached her & said, "Sorry, do U know me?" She replied, "I may B mistaken, but I think U might B the father of 1 of my children." Joe was rather panicked as his mind shot back 2 his 1 & only sexual indiscretion. "Holy crap," he exclaimed, "R U that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery & stuck a cucumber up my azz?" "No," she replied, "I`m Ur son`s English teacher." I read the following on another mg members` page and I decided 2 place it on my page so U all can read: "There are things in life we can`t control. But we can control one thing. Our path! As those who have no morals walk all over those who genuinely care, We must not seek revenge yet let GOD do his work. As those same people will be the ones that watch us pass by doing extremely well as they remain up to their same ole tricks. Never finding happiness" --- MY-DIARY Show My Femmes Some Love   "Remember that life isn`t about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away" Kids do the funniest things: A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal`s office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his %#&@$! hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom" she screamed. "I did", he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon she would come and get me". THOSE OF U THAT COME CORRECT WILL GET RESPECT... THE OTHERS GET THE FINGA!!! WELL T-T-T-T-THATS ALL FOLKS!!! |
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