Hola migente! Welcome to Love Vice with Jeiry! I am Jeiry, the 1st Lady of Love, and I am here to soothe your aching hearts, enlighten your boggled minds, and help you Love Strongly and Wisely. This thrilling, sex/love advice venture has been a long time coming. I truly love helping people learn from their Love Trips so they can stop stumbling over and over again. None of you deserve to be beaten up by love so many times a permanent IV is stuck in your arm!
So here is a little about me. I am a proud, Latina, NYC inhabitant and author of "Love Trips", a relationship blog that proves I'm not only loving and insightful, but also honest and cojonua! It takes a lot of balls to put your relationships (and the people in them) on blast for the world to read! I have been in love, out of love, in lust, out of lust, heart broken, heart breaking, and sometimes just damn crazy! I've been a victim of drinking and dialing and texting and IMing (no one is immune!), a perpetrator of demanding sex from an ex, and a hung juror who just cant seem to make up her mind about loving this one or that one or this one again. But through all these cocotasos, I have learned many important lessons. These lessons have cultivated the love philosophies I practice today, which are as follows:
Sex is yummy. But only if you have no doubt about sticking your pene or exposing your pepa to that person (or persons). There isn't anything worse than waking up the next morning or looking back at your sexual past and thinking, "ASCO! I can't believe I let them see my goodies!!!"
Healthy love is worth it. By healthy, I mean being in love with someone who doesn't make you cry from pain and frustration at just the thought of them. Love is supposed to be earth shaking, not flood making. By worth it, I mean worth the effort, worth the work, worth the happiness, worth the sorrow, worth the all-consuming sex! If the love is a positive love, then you must do what you must to keep it that way.
Love yourself first. If you don't love yourself, you can't love anybody else. So go look at yourself in a mirror, blow some kisses, and make sweet love to your fine ass.
Learn to say fuck it! Sometimes you just have to let go and say fuck it. If you are constantly looking back and reliving your past, you will never live in the present. And that is a waste of a gift.
So start typing migente! No questions are off limits, well, unless you're planning to do harm to any man's organs or to any woman's outfits (clothing is never at fault). Leave your love questions on my comments board (IF YOU WANT ANONYMITY, you can send me a note) and I will drop my love vice via video format. I'll address you by the name that I have created for you based on your specific question. For example, if a female asks me about, lets say, the intention behind a man who whips out his pene in the middle of a park, I would call her "Hit By The Whip".
Till then, spread the word to your friends, acquaintances, co-workers, lovers, cousins, sisters, brothers, abuelitos (old folks need love advice too). Don't be selfish! Go ahead! Spread Love Vice with Jeiry!
Love Strongly and Wisely,
Jeiry
DISCLAIMER: Although Jeiry is emotionally intelligent and very, very wise in matters of the heart, she is not a licensed therapist or psychologist. Take her advice like you would your mommas...un poquito!. Her minor in Psychology suggests you do so.
