1. I once paid my older brother $12 to punch me in the small of my back, i spent a month in the hospital but it was all cool because I met this hot nurse who ended up being double jointed. he was a figure skater! 2. When I get horny I shit my pants, this has ruined like 79% of my dates 3.I like to write my name on other peoples underwear, then accuse them of stealing it from my dresser 4. I have over 200 pairs of underwear 5. I accidentally strangled a chameleon till it went deaf. 6.when... (continue reading)
