Sucker_4_Love

http://www.migente.com/Sucker_4_Love/

**UPDATED** To MG and our fans! We are sorry to inform you that Sucker 4 Love will no longer be an interactive show on Migente.com. "Dr. Phil Ashio" posted bulletins from the Sucker 4 Love page that were not authorized by Room 28 Comedy or Migente. Because of this Room 28 Comedy has parted ways with "Dr. Phil Ashio" and his concept. Sucker 4 Love had a great run with Migente and we are appreciative of your support. We wish "Dr Phil Ashio" the best of luck with his future endeavors, but going forward Migente's association and promotion will be of the Room 28 Comedy Migente page. If you haven't already, please add Room28Comedy to your friend's list (www.Migente.com/Room28Comedy). From that page we will launch a new interactive show where you, the Migente members, can once again become a part of the creative process of Room 28 Comedy. Details on the new project will be added to the page in the next weeks, so make sure to add us now!! Thanks again!
by: Sucker_4_Love
This page for comedic purposes only. It's a re-occurring sketch for Room 28 comedy (check out the link below). We teamed up with MiGente, for you--the members--to participate and appear in (your questions that is) the actual sketches. Now, let's get the show started...

Greetings all you crazy MiGente kids!

This is your friendly neighborhood, un-certified, relationship advisor, Dr. Phil Ashio.

I know all of those crazy, sexual images and lyrics from music, movies and magazines have got you all supercharged and programmed, so I am here to offer you guidance. Not to deter your promiscuous behavior--because it's just nature taking its course--but here to tell you to use discretion and offer my introspective on any curiosities you may have about relationships (lust, love or lack thereof), sexual frustrations and fornication. In essence, I am the voice of reason you ignore before committing your regretful acts.

On sex:

We are animals, albeit complex animals, but animals nevertheless, so during sex we revert to our primitive state, which is why when we have sex we don't recite the latest theories on quantum physics or try to calculate our bills, because we're too busy groaning and grunting while saying the most inane, raunchy, remedial cliches known to mankind.

On relationships:

We attract what we are in life, not what we want. So if your boyfriend/girlfriend is a loser, it's because you're a loser (according to your system of judgment). If you attract psychos, it's because something about you is psycho. Deny it as you may, but if something is wrong with all of the people that you deal with, it's because your energy is drawing them towards you. So pimp slap yourself and say "Thanks self! I needed that!" and make the according changes...and quit %#&@$!ing. Your "whoa is me" story will get you no sympathy this way, buddy.

So leave any questions you may have on my comment board and I'll respond to you with an answer via video format, along with Dr. Dumowski, aka Dr. Doom, when he's available. I'll address you by either your screen name or the name given i.e. "...and Jen from The Bronx asks..." followed by your question. Since your medicare won't cover the costs of your own personal Dr., I'm here to service you...no, not in that way, pervs.

And remember you crazy kids...sharing is caring, unless it's an STD.

Love, peace and K-Y Jelly...

-Dr. Phil Ashio

Disclaimer: Dr. Phil Ashio & Dr. Dumowski are NOT actual doctors; we are no more qualified to offer advice--for legal reasons--than a quiet storm DJ. Also, the views expressed here do not reflect those of MiGente.com and their subsidiaries, only the disturbed minds of the Room 28 cast.