Te_invito

Age 30
Nationality Dominican
Location NYC

My page, may seem a little cut and paste, but they are things I have collected and enjoy. They are just here to entertain, hopefully not everyone that strolls by will be P**ed off :-)




I am not who I was.
I am not going to be who I was going to be.
You changed all that.

You are not who you were.
You are not going to be who you were going to be.
I changed all that.

What is, is - and cannot not be.
What was, was - and cannot not have been.
So you see, my love, we are us.

Who are we going to be?
We are going to be who we never could have been
without each other...


People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.

When someone is in your life for a,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed
outwardly or inwardly.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend, and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an
inconvenient time, this person will say or do something
to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met,
our desire fulfilled; their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is
ow time to move on.


When people come into your life for a,
it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn.
They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.


relationships teach you lifetime lessons;
those things you must build upon in order to have a
solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person (anyway);
and put what you have learned to use in all other
relationships and areas of your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.



Ok, now this one is for all the ladies that would rather the guy be the butt of the joke...

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance,

particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then

installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and house cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I`ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix

these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife



Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try to enter the command:

C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers

3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0,

or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported

applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You

might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie

7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support




A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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Two guys are talking at a bar. The first one comments "My wife`s an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You`re lucky. Mine`s still alive."
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What NOT to do

1 - If you are choking on an ice cube, dont panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling hot water down your throat and presto; the

blockage will be instantly removed.

2 - Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3 - Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about never lifting the toilet seat, by simply using the sink.

4 - If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

5 - Got a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.