itspia

Hey-

I`m not really looking to get laid here. I wouldn`t exactly describe myself as eye candy. I just want to meet people. It doesn`t even have to be face-to-face or anything; I just think it`s neat to have buddies online and stuff. You never know who you`re going to meet. You also never know what you might learn.

I`m usually known as the funny one of the group. My sense of humor can be described as a cornucopia (good word, eh?) of cynicism, sarcasm, and just plain stupidity. My wit has actually been complemented on, and I quote, "Your wit is as fast as a snake`s strike." Big Country. My humor developed from lack of self-esteem; basically, it was all I had going for me. I`ll do just about anything (with respectable limits) to make people laugh. I love to laugh and love to hear laughs... especially those weird wheezy ones. Making people with asthma laugh makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Life`s too damn short to spend it each day at the gym, you know? What`s the damn point? We`re all gonna die anyway.. no matter how many hours you spend at the gym. I`d rather use those precious hours catching up on beauty sleep or playing with my dog. She`s my child. You could say I have a kid, I guess.

I`m currently an Child and Family Development major at the wondermous University of Georgia. (Please don't say you're going to help me develop children....) Place your bets now; it`ll probably change.. again.. In four years, I`ve claimed four different majors. Is that normal? I like to contribute to the community. I`m not much to sit on my ass at home. It kinda sucks. Even if it`s just a trip to Walmart, it`s better than sitting at home staring at the ceiling (I only get 12 channels on my cable.. and they suck).

I drive "Lil` Ray." That`s my grannymobile Camry. It`s the 1999 model (you know, the boxy granny one..), and it`s "champagne gold." Well, la dee friggin dah.. I`ve seen more old people drive this car than I`d like to. It`s really bad for me because I used to drive the Nortorious S.U.V. (a 1998 pathfinder). I used to get laid in that car... *sigh* Now, I`ve got grandpa hitting on me. Damn. (I keeed.. I keeed). I`ve got terrible road rage. If you live in the Athens/Atlanta area, I`ve probably cut you off. I race.. EVERYone. Even if you don`t race back, I`ll race your ass. And "Lil` Ray" and I will kick yer ars.

I love to eat. Anything. I get excited when I see my food coming at restaurants. I find amusement in the small things in life. I ain`t too shabby to hang out with, if I may say so myself. At least I`ll keep you laughing.