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"LOVE QUOTES"



"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don`t, their love was never yours to begin with..."

-Unknown



"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"

-Unknown



"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

-Unknown



"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

-Unknown



"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

-Unknown



"Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words." -- Fr. Jerome Cummings



Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

* Bertrand Russell



Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.

* Marianne Williamson



"Comebacks to Pickup Lines"





Man: Haven`t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I`ll go to mine.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I`m a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what`s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.



Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?



Man: If I could see you naked, I`d die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I`d probably die laughing.



"GENDER ITEMS"



ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.



SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.



KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.



SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.



COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.



TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over

inflated.



HOT AIR BALLOON - male,because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there`s the hot air part.



SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.



WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.



SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.



HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMER - male, because it hasn`t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it`s handy to have around.



REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I`d say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he`d be lost without it, and while he doesn`t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.





What Would Be Different If men Really Ruled the World.....HMM





Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."



Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again" cards.



When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she`d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.



Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the %#&@$! and a "Nice hustle, you`ll get `em next time" would pretty much do it.



Birth control would come in ale or lager.



Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.



The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.



At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you`d jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.



Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.



Tanks would be far easier to rent.



Garbage would take itself out.



Instead of beer belly, you`d get "beer biceps."



Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife- to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You`re #1!"



Valentine`s Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.



On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you`d get the day off to go drinking. Mother`s Day, too.



St. Patrick`s Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.



Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.



The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.



The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.



It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.



Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.



When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That`s $10 off."



People would never talk about how fresh they felt.



Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.





BEST FRIEND!!

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If I was your best friend, I want you `round all the time

Can I be your best friend, if you promise you`ll be mine

First we get the talkin, then we get the touchin

If we get pass the phone games we`ll be *bleep*in

I kiss like the french then put my tongue in your ear

Do it like the dogs do it girl and pull on your hair

For me a different scenery just mean a different position

In the tub or on the sink I improvise now listen

In the chopper or on the jet join the mile high club

I`m no fool I know money can`t buy me love, Ha Ha!!!!



you said that I could call you whenever I needed someone to listen to me

That`s why I`m here standin by your side cause you always come through for me

So many others tried to be where you are but they just wanted to do me

Glad you took your time and now I`m satisfied that`s why I want you all to me



Cause if you were my best friend, I want you `round all the time

Can I be your best friend, I promise boy you`ll be mine

I said he`s just a friend, baby it`s not pretend

Either he is or he ain`t my man, I said he`s just a friend



While you in your bubble bath I`ll come wash on your back

When you puttin on your lotion I can help you with that

I sit and think of things to say that may make you smile

Or give you gifts from my heart to reflect my style

Or slang I use when we build may change how you talk

And if I`m focused while I`m strokin I could change how you walk

There`s a swagger that you calm but when you come from New York

I`m a hustler I just hustle in the things that I bought

Separate, come on



I`m not afraid to explore my body oooh gimme that feelin

Now we can watch some TV or play a CD baby that sexual healin

You tried to sing to me your never on the key but you do it just to appease me

I rather spend my time wastin time with you oooh wee you make it so easy



We been better than friends, for a long time

ain`t no need to pretend, you`ll always be mine

We been better than friends, for a long time

ain`t no need to pretend, you`ll always be mine





































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