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El amor es lo mas raro que ha podido existir.

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Don't you just hate it when people say they "love" someone and then the next week they're broken up with that person.

Or when kids in middle school are like, "I want a serious relationship." Bitch you can't even drive yet and you can probably still order off the kids menu!

I don't know if I wanna fall in love. I think I'd rather fall in money.

I was at the store and I saw all the Valentine's Day stuff. I got to thinking, "Hmm. Wouldn't it be nice to have a girlfriend to give flowers and stuff to?" But why just on holidays. I'd give her flowers just because. I'd probably just plant her a rose garden myself so she can have flowers all year long. That way they won't die in a vase....or I could just buy some plastic roses.

I think I'll put that on my to do list. Find a girlfriend. I need a good pick up line maybe...Ey girl, if you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

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